Two words I could have lived without.
I don't look good in taupe
or any other non color
I am round
Round looks better in something scrumptious
because browns say:
"I just don't want to be seen or heard today".
My freckled white skin says:
"OW! why would you knowingly do this to me?"
Do you know the last time I wore a short dress?
that would probably be about 1979 or 80.
When was my daughter born? 1983
I definitely haven't worn short since then.
So the mother of the groom is supposed to wear
short and taupe (or versions of those).
How about if I used the above dress and cut it short?